To really surprise your tantric lover this holiday season (in the good way), one need look no further than the items listed below. Luxurious and seductive but molto costoso, sure, but also the sort of things not easily forgotten!

Situation: You're a Dakini Dating a Pickup Artist

Solution: Home shoe polishing case by John Lobb of London

If he's a PUA, he already owns some nice footwear from this bespoke bootmaker, so here's a way to treat them well: A gorgeous wood box, filled with brushes, shoe cream, soft cloths and, of course, polish – and it’s so good-looking, its happy new owner will be like a pre-pubescent kid getting a new Nintendo. I mean, what PUA wouldn't kill for a welt brush? ($5320)
 

Situation: Your Tantra Teacher Just Saved Your Marriage

Solution: The Impressa Z7 Espresso Maker

Your tantra teacher is probably exhausted helping you two get back together, so why not give him or her the perfect remedy? With the touch of a single button, the computerized Impressa Z7 home espresso will grind, tamp, brew, froth and then self-clean in under 60 seconds. And you don't even have to put up with a snooty barista! The happy recipient will be able to make anything from an espresso or a ristretto to more complicated cappuccinos and a perfect latte macchiatos. It’s a super-sleek, super-chic kitchen luxury that offers a perfect tantric cup every time. ($2999)

Situation: Your Gal Just Gave You a Tantric Threesome

Solution: Agent Provocateur Lingerie

Be thankful you have such an openminded significant other, willing to take risks and walk on the wild side with you. So buy her some lingerie at the most wildest and sexiest lingerie shop ever -- Agent Provocateur. How about the Soireé corset skirt that'll mould to her body into smouldering sensuality. Constructed using the finest black French corded lace over wet-look satin, this outfit glistens and shimmers to mesmerizing effect. A gold busk and eyelets lift the ebony palette. Put a little extra in the package... maybe a nice leather paddle, or the Swarovski black diamond crystal cuffs for a little SM play. ($3980 for corset & skirt)

Situation: Our Sex Life has Slowed WAY Down

Solution: Get a Tantra Chair for the Bedroom

Be The Tantra Chair is a world-renowned, patented furniture design that is revolutionizing the way people make love. Specifically designed to enhance the advanced sexual positions of the Kama Sutra, the Tantra Chair will take loving couples on an exquisite and often, life-changing journey. It's the first piece of bedroom furniture design to incorporate a patented, dual arc system that emulates the natural curvature of the human form. Every dimension of this unique chair design, from the height of the chair, the width of the chair and most importantly, the angles of the arcs, is designed to maximize the lovemaking experience. If that doesn't send a message, try communicating. ($1299)

Situation: The Recession was Terrible and I Need Something Cheap for My Nerdy Boyfriend

Solution: Something Clever For His iPhone

Get him the Kogeto DOT, a stylish and durable lens attachment that snaps onto his iPhone 4 and lets him shoot 360° panoramic videos from the palm of his hand. And it's only $79!

Situation: The Recession was Terrible and I Need Something Cheap for My Tantrica Girlfriend

Solution: Be You

Make dinner, draw a bath, write her a poem to read while soaking, and then do everything they taught you at the tantra workshop you attended. And don't forget to LISTEN. Remember, the greatest gifts in life don't involve cold hard cash, but a warm soft open heart.